هذي يالغالي قصة زوج مبرمج حياته كلها برمجه ْْفي برمجه شوفوا و شلون هو يتعامل مع شريكة حياته ( الظاهر التعيسه )
> > Husband : (Returning late from work)
> > "Good Evening dear . . . . ., I'm now logged in."
> > Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
> > Husband : Bad command or filename.
> > Wife: But I told you in the morning
> > Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
> > Wife: What about my new TV?
> > Husband : Variable not found . . .
> > Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want
to
> > do some shopping.
> > Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
> > Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers
> > or are you just being funny?
> > Husband : Too many parameters . . .
> > Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an
idiot
> > like you.
> > Husband : Data type mismatch.
> > Wife: You are useless.
> > Husband : It's by Default.
> > Wife: What about your Salary?
> > Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
> > Wife: What is my value in the family.
> > Husband : Unknown Virus.
عقب هذي اعتقد ما راح بنت تقبل تتزوج واحد يعمل في مجال الحاسب الالي
و المشكله اني احد هؤلاء اللي يعملون في مجال الحاسب الالي
يــا ترى هل بعد هذا في وحده راح تقبل فيني ???invalid address